When you leave Berlin for a week
I’m back in the UK this week, so will be a bit slow/non existent on the posting. Obviously am having Kreuzberg withdrawal symptoms already that only Club Mate can cure… keep Berlin warm for me plz.
When you get Haftpflichtversicherung
Submitted by medwhump. Who is just making me lol all over the place today.
When you try to give the guy at the Spaeti a 50 euro note to buy a beer
Submitted by Christina Zahra
When you wander into an unassuming small boutique in Mitte
Submitted by medwhump (SO MANY GOOD ONES! <3)
When you forget to keep an eye on your empty Pfandflaschen in Mauerpark
Submitted by medwhump, who sent me loads, THANKS!
When you move to Berlin to write your novel
Expectation
Reality
Submitted by writer and melon puker Dave Wingrave
When vegans tell you how you could replace every part of your meal with tofu or seeds
Submitted by Mrcill Asnio Lvaro
When Maxime Ballesteros taps you on the shoulder at a magazine launch
…and then says “Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else…”
